//So yesterday at the theater (i.e. a real theater, not a cinema), some old geezer looks at my cell phone cover, which shows the S.H.I.E.L.D. eagle, turns to his wife and does the Hitler salute, nodding his head at me. I, because I am not blind, saw this, turned to him and asked him friendly if he just did a Nazi salute to his wife after he saw the eagle on my phone. At first, he acted like he didn’t hear me, extremely embarassed, but then he denied it.
His wife turned to me and asked if I am “Miss Vogt”, which I am not.
My answer: “No, sorry. My name is Braun. Eva Braun.”
I have never had quieter seatmates in my life during the whole performance.